Beacon: Duck Newton… this is going to go poorly.
Justin: And then they collide.
Aubrey: Ned, I want you to listen to me very closely.
Ned: Mhm.
Aubrey: You are literally the only person here with a weapon that can kill it. So move your ass.
Pigeon: I think you got more going on than just protecting some trees out in the woods, not that that’s not noble work or anything, but I think you got something on the side. I think you are doing a bit of monster hunting. And if that’s the case, I gotta follow-up question for you, I guess… y'all hiring?
Travis: Okay, is his back to me?
Griffin: Uh, it is, I say, terrified.
Travis: I’m going to-
Griffin: Kill Todd with fire?!
Duck: I need you to shut off the water supply to H2-Whoa That Was Fun.
Pigeon: Why do you need to take down a water park there, Ranger Duck?
Duck: Why did you need to hide out in the forest and start a bunch of fires there, Pidge?
Minerva: Do you not feel the warrior’s excitement for the battle you are about to face? I don’t understand.
Duck: I mean, I feel a deep and profound desire not to die, does that count?
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Aubrey: Oh shit, I’ve got it Barclay! Here’s what we do-
Barclay: Federal pool inspectors.
Aubrey: No…
Barclay: Oh sorry, it was stupid.
Aubrey: Hey, hey, no idea is bad. It just wasn’t good.
Barclay: Sylvain is not just a place, it’s a- it’s a being. It’s not just the crystal coming out of the ground out there, it’s the planet itself. It’s the life force of the planet, I guess you could call it. So I guess the springs, you know, the water kind of comes up deep from the Earth, it’s got a little bit of that Earth-force in it too. The Sylvans, they need to be sustained by the planet itself. And so whether thats their planet or ours, it seems like it gets the job done. So you want to know where the magic comes from, it’s from, you know, the planet.
Barclay: Ned, are you gonna be able to sort of, I guess, lie when he sees this thing?
Ned: I actually have an idea.
Aubrey: Don’t kill him.
Ned: Alright, I have another idea.